Guardian

You Are Lost

You are lost, alien... ...there are only Guardians here...

Alien, you have two options… …stay here with us Guardians and participate in some anal research, or click that red button at the bottom to travel back to that prison-planet you call Earth.

Before you make that tough decision, though, you should understand that staying here with us Guardians will undoubtedly result in four men dressed in black suits, white undershirts, and red ties kicking in your door at night, making you disappear forever; however, before they dispose of you, those government goons will mercilessly interrogate you, trying to gain information about our existence, your interaction with my species, and they will want to know everything about your anus, and how your anus was involved in our scientific research.

Yes, we know that anal research sounds like fun to you—almost every human we have encountered had a fascination with anuses—but we highly suggest heading back to your planet, and never mention or speak about what you have seen here… ...for your own safety...

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